There have been indicators final week of righting the ship whilst I wasted Collin Morikawa on a T26 end. Matt Kuchar and Erik van Rooyen proved to be well-reasoned picks and I used to be good sufficient to disregard my very own recommendation and pair them with Patrick Cantlay and Shane Lowry to web myself a pair duckets from our good mates at DraftKings (who do not know we exist). Let’s examine if we are able to construct on this.
TWEET OF THE WEEK
As a man who at present has “Grim Reaper” in his job description, I can inform you that that is very sound recommendation. It’s means much less awkward to only step over and round useless our bodies within the workplace than it’s to put them off. Finally we’ll most likely neglect why we had been laying you off within the first place so you may return to your desk and proceed doing regardless of the fuck it was you had been doing earlier than.
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— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 19, 2022
GOLF ANALYSIS
My intestine instructed me to select Dylan Riley this week as a result of I can see him and Will Zalatoris going-off however then I remembered that my intestine has just lately been about as dependable as Paul Casey the day after a rigorous Zumba class. So as an alternative I am working for the secure area provided by the Billy Horschel – Sam burns pairing whereas eschewing the extra apparent secure area of the Ryan Palmer – Scottie Scheffler pairing.
Do not ask me why (as a result of I’ve no good clarification) I proceed to keep away from Scheffler whereas he is within the midst of golf’s reply to Martin Scorsese directing Imply Streets, Taxi Driver, The Final Waltz, Raging Bull and The King of Comedy over a ten film stretch. After I lastly do decide him, run like hell the opposite means as a result of it is bought T51 on the Vacationers Championship written throughout it.
The following logical decide can be the European twosome of Sergio Garcia and Tommy Fleetwood (if you happen to’re into that sort of factor). And I do actually see the Riley-Zalatoris pairing being profitable although that is their first run right here. Zalatoris has the look and recreation of a man who will make a boatload of birdies with a associate to again him up so if Riley might be the Hutch to his Starsky, look out.
Oh yeah, I will be within the neighborhood of TPC Louisiana this weekend so you could catch a glimpse of the FGR roaming the grounds. Most certainly heckling Max Homa and making an attempt to pick-up some membership tossing pointers from Tyrrell Hatton.
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Thanks for the great vibes FGR (shit). |
One and Accomplished Choose: Billy Horschel
Different Man I would Choose: Ryan Palmer
Sleeper Choose: Nick Watney
DraftKings Prime Ten Values
Billy |
$10,000 |
Ryan |
$9,700 |
Sergio |
$9,400 |
Dylan |
$8,900 |
Brandt |
$7,900 |
Scott |
$7,600 |
Brian |
$7,500 |
Chez |
$7,400 |
Nick |
$7,000 |
Patrick |
$6,900 |
This week’s chart is devoted to the welcomed finish of the airport/airline masks requirement. Not a lot as a result of we do not want them anymore as one may argue that you must at all times wish to filter the exhalations of your fellow vacationers. As a result of ewww.
No for many people a very powerful freedom gained is that we not have to observe this recreation of cat and fool between these making an attempt to implement the rule and people making an attempt to bypass it. Egads dude would not it’s simpler to only placed on a surgical masks than to put on a cut-off tube sock over your head?
THE FAA MASK MANDATE MEMORIAL
HISTORICAL PERFORMANCE CHART
It is a very restricted chart this week as including twenty extra rows of DNP’s would not going be instructive. The chemistry of staff Hoffman-Watney is not possible to disregard until you are a kind of half-ass readers who does not scroll by way of the entire chart.
|
DK Value |
2021 |
2019 |
2018 |
2017 |
Colin |
$10,700 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Viktor |
$10,700 |
T25 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Patrick |
$10,400 |
T11 |
MC |
T7 |
T14 |
Xander |
$10,400 |
T11 |
DNP |
DNP |
T11 |
Cameron |
$10,200 |
1st |
MC |
MC |
1st |
Marc |
$10,200 |
1st |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Billy |
$10,000 |
T4 |
T13 |
1st |
MC |
Sam |
$10,000 |
T4 |
MC |
MC |
DNP |
Ryan |
$9,700 |
seventh |
1st |
MC |
4th |
Scottie |
$9,700 |
T8 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Ian |
$9,500 |
DNP |
T9 |
T22 |
T32 |
Shane |
$9,500 |
DNP |
MC |
T28 |
DNP |
Sergio |
$9,400 |
DNP |
2nd |
MC |
DNP |
Tommy |
$9,400 |
DNP |
2nd |
T4 |
DNP |
Joaquin |
$9,200 |
DNP |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
Mito |
$9,200 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Max |
$9,100 |
T17 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
Talor |
$9,100 |
T17 |
DNP |
MC |
DNP |
Bubba |
$9,000 |
T8 |
T34 |
T28 |
T5 |
Harold |
$9,000 |
MC |
MC |
MC |
MC |
Dylan |
$8,900 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Will |
$8,900 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Danny |
$8,800 |
T8 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Tyrell |
$8,800 |
T8 |
DNP |
DNP |
MC |
Byeong |
$8,700 |
MC |
DNP |
MC |
MC |
Sungjae |
$8,700 |
MC |
T37 |
DNP |
DNP |
Graeme |
$8,600 |
T23 |
T18 |
T22 |
DNP |
Seamus |
$8,600 |
DNP |
T5 |
T10 |
MC |
Brendan |
$8,500 |
T4 |
MC |
T10 |
MC |
Keegan |
$8,500 |
T4 |
thirty sixth |
MC |
MC |
J.T. |
$8,400 |
DNP |
T22 |
MC |
T32 |
Patton |
$8,400 |
DNP |
MC |
DNP |
T5 |
Greyson |
$8,300 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Sepp |
$8,300 |
T29 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
Brendon |
$8,200 |
twenty seventh |
DNP |
DNP |
MC |
Chris |
$8,200 |
twenty seventh |
MC |
MC |
MC |
Henrik |
$8,100 |
T11 |
T18 |
T19 |
MC |
Justin |
$8,100 |
T11 |
DNP |
T19 |
MC |
Adam |
$8,000 |
DNP |
T13 |
DNP |
DNP |
Adam |
$8,000 |
DNP |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
Martin |
$8,000 |
MC |
T9 |
T7 |
DNP |
Robert |
$8,000 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Brandt |
$7,900 |
T4 |
DNP |
MC |
MC |
C. |
$7,900 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
MC |
Charl |
$7,900 |
2nd |
MC |
third |
DNP |
Keith |
$7,900 |
T4 |
DNP |
MC |
DNP |
Cameron |
$7,800 |
MC |
T5 |
MC |
MC |
Robert |
$7,800 |
MC |
T22 |
DNP |
T24 |
Troy |
$7,800 |
MC |
T22 |
T10 |
T24 |
Wyndham |
$7,800 |
T17 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
Doug |
$7,700 |
T11 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Joseph |
$7,700 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Matthias |
$7,700 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Maverick |
$7,700 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Jason |
$7,600 |
DNP |
MC |
T34 |
MC |
Jason |
$7,600 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Kevin |
$7,600 |
MC |
T5 |
T15 |
2nd |
Scott |
$7,600 |
MC |
T5 |
T15 |
2nd |
Alex |
$7,500 |
T21 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Beau |
$7,500 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Brian |
$7,500 |
MC |
T22 |
T28 |
T11 |
Henrik |
$7,500 |
T21 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Russell |
$7,500 |
MC |
T22 |
T7 |
MC |
Sahith |
$7,500 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Chez |
$7,400 |
MC |
T18 |
T22 |
T39 |
Lucas |
$7,400 |
MC |
T18 |
T22 |
T39 |
Matthew |
$7,400 |
MC |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Taylor |
$7,400 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Branden |
$7,300 |
MC |
T32 |
DNP |
T24 |
Garrick |
$7,300 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Charley |
$7,000 |
T11 |
T9 |
T31 |
T5 |
Nick |
$7,000 |
T11 |
T9 |
T31 |
T5 |
Tom |
$7,000 |
MC |
T34 |
T10 |
T24 |
Paul |
$7,000 |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |